Man/Ah Choy/Lyon/Putra
Guitar and piano are loves
I am a young man, 17! You are old!
Number of Times I Had Babies
tagboard
Go and think about it.
If life was uneditable which it is already is, it would be such a coincidence for a silver line to appear through the crossed jagged skys.
Hello people. Today, I am going to talk crap with you.
I really dont understand why roads must be black. I mean would there be a significant difference if it was green or yellow? If you think about it, if the roads are black, wouldnt it be hard to see during night-time? But then again, I'd think of the pros too. Maybe its painted black as any paint were to overlay it, it would be clear to see, white black etc.
Well, another thing is ; Have you ever wondered that all us humans are actually colour blind and that the sky is orange/brown/green/whatsoever instead of clear blue? Maybe the grass was actually black and not green. And that we're all purple. Think it through.
Now when they say, whats bigger than a whale, there's only one answer to it. WRONG. Its a never ending answer. Same goes to pieXrXr. I mean the answer will go on and on. So like i was saying, whats bigger than a whale. Obviously the answer is "the whales father". But if you think it through, wasnt the whales father father bigger? And wasnt the whales father father father bigger? and wasnt the whales father father father father father bigger ? You see, it goes on and on and on. Another mystery encountered by us homosapiens.
Next thing is, why there is such a term called hot dog/french fries/fish fingers.
Hot dogs arent made from dogs. Not even a single bit. Now, they say they named it after the "long" dog. But he's not hot. Well not to me. Maybe cute, yeah, but hot. Ille pass.
The French Fries. Ahh, the most popular sidemeal. Why do they call it french fries? Well its probably invented by the French. But when you go to Long John Silver/McDonald/Burger King and you ask them for a regular/medium/large Frech Fries, do you realize something? I mean, if i was the cashier, I'd totally crack myself up listening to the customer's ridiculous request. When you go to a cashier and asked for french fries, do you REALLY EXPECT THEM TO CALL FRANCE AND FRY FOR YOU? Come on people! Get a life! The French are too busy to fry for you or your family! Theyre busy managing themselves as a country! So next time, just ask for fries. Not french fries. They dont entertain such nonsensical requests.
Lastly, the fish fingers. I wont even go far in this topic. Despite the fact that fishes doesnt even have fingers.
As you see people. The world revolutes in a political way. The are thousands of lies and mysteries that cutrains our atmosphere. We just don't know it.
I shall end here. Period. Eventually.
Guess whos back. Kasmans back. Below the back my friends, is what we called buttocks.
Ah! Its been a long time since I posted about anything. You see for the past few weeks, my computer ran away from home. But it was not as clever as I think it was. Mr.Printer helped me looked for him and we found him somewhere near Challenger. Strangely, there was another baby computer. Maybe it was their robotic manufactured hardware-to-software god that gave them the ability to do such things. Or maybe again, it was me who was hallucinating and that all of this did not happened.
Well, lets talk about what happened on Aug 05:
We played block catching yet again with the flanders! Well, the only funny thing about that day I remembered was that Ron catched a catcher when he himself is one. Bummer! Oh, and Min's slipper broke. Or tear. Either one, doesnt matter.
Last Thurs:
Im trying my best to recall on what happened. Hmmm. Oh! If I am not wrong, we went to Elly's house! I posted a post for her! Well, her house is a mansionette. Not a mansion. I mean, there werent dragons and all. But it would be cool to have em. I mean dragons. Wow. The astonishing gigantic lizard looking creature who breathes out fire if needed to. If she were to have those, Id salute her. And I would want to ride it! And maybe reproduce with her. So Id have tough and fierce looking sons! And maybe it has wings! Can fly me to kopitiam if I wanted too! But what if they were daughters. O.o. I think noone wants a dragon-girl as a wife. *Pauses Momentarily* Anyways, the walk from Yishun Interchange to Elly's Castle was kind of far. But nevertheless, a free meal was provided at Elly's! Evethough I did not eat. It was nice of her to do that. Well, they had turkey, some fruits and big chicken wings. You know, those type of food one would eat in a castle. Well, that was that. During departure, she ordered a carriage to send us home. Oh, and it was horses that was pulling us. They were flying unicorns!
Last Fri:
Woke up with a slight headache. Must be the unicorns unliscenced flying. Well, me and t-bag decided to go fishing at Bedok Jetty. Yes that is where the Loch Ness Monster lives. Elly tagged along. 3 of us went to Bedok to acquire ourselves some ciggies. Then Elly's friend, Juju, Michelle and Fitri came. They too wanna get ciggies, so we got em for them. They picked green. They believed in nature. They are also known as hippies. I however chose red. The power of fire. Unleashing destruction at will. Woohoo! Fye came late. Well he was from school. Hogwarts guys. He must take a long train ride. We must be understanding. Anys, once he had arrived, we proceeded to Bedok Jetty. *Took the magic school bus* We reached the place 15 minutes later. T-bag set his mighty impalous rod. With the strength of a thousand man and the heart of lion, he was prepared to catch the foul beast and bring its head to prove victory. And so we waited. and waited. and waited. While waiting, we played the guitar. Folk and classic songs were played. Classic and bard tales were also told in the most modern way possible. After a what seems like a good half an hour, T-bags rod moved. Could it be? Wiping his palms onto his pants due to nervousness, he got ready. He reeled in the rod like a hungry pig that has not eaten for decades. What seem like an electrifying performance soon turned into utters of dissappointment. Yes, T-bag caught a plastic bag. Not just any plastic bag. It was a plastic bag that looked like boxers. -_- Well, unfortunately, this happened twice. And because of that, we packed up and decided to slack and drink at beach nearby. Got us 2 big barons. Drank up. That oh so feeling. Haha. Figure!
Thonned with Fye and T-bag. Played the torturing card game. Losers gets punched at his fists. Played for almost 2 hours. T-bag lost. He was shivering and giving ridicolous excuses that his blood vessels burst and so on. We smoked and use Coke Lime as a bong. Felt really weird and a little high due to the weird weird taste. Haha.
Home by 5.30am.
Last Sat:
Woke up. Bath and changed and met Chicks and Faiz under Dice's block. I was semi-dressed. Dice came down soon followed by Ron who was a little late. Ron brought the 20 eyelet boots for Dice. Went took the MRT together. Dice, Chicks and Ron stopped at Bedok. Dice and Chicks to get some booze. Ron went to take boots from Anwar's place. Faiz accompanied me to Bugis to meet up with Elly. Elly then bought me a Slayer shirt. Haha! Super thanks elly =) Met up with the rest again excluding Ron, on Bugis. Proceeded to Golden Landmark as we were meeting some other people. Fred, Zip and Syafiq then came. Chilled and took photos. Walked around the area and got bored. T-bag and Nazfie came, followed by Ron and Hellme.
Bored and then moved on to Dhoby baby! The ribbon cutter for the new Punx and Metal crew, Dhoby Tyrants! Drank and cheered! Chivas Regal baby! Haha! We all tried the blazing tequila too! Weird but awesome feeling! The place is very convenient too! 7-11 is nearby! And so is the toilet! And so is the fish shop if you wanna buy fish! We even made a video of us partying haha! Shall post the url soon!
Me and elly then left them for a while as we wanted to pick Marxie and the others up! Walked all the way to Singapura Plaza. There, met up with Marxie, Fye, Ben, Kas, Nina and Alesha! We all meet with the others on the mrt station. Everyone took the MRT ride home together! Kecoh-able much!
Ron, Chicks and Hellme went home. The others went to Tampines. And I will never forget Haji Mohd Noor! The old man who we people saved! Anyways, we were walking somewhere around Tampines MRT station where suddenly this old man collapsed face first onto the ground! Yeouwch!!
We picked him up, and his mouth was bleeding. Turns out he blacked out as he had not enough rest. Oddly enough, he thought that he was at Hougang! Lol! Well, we called up his son to pick him up. Took a photo with him and he said that we could visit him during Hari Raya. Now he owes me back! haha!
Levis got a cat and brought it home. It was cute. Haha.
Thonned at Dice's place with dice and levis(obviously, haha), t-bag and myself. Zul and ali and stayed for 3-4hours?
RETARDEST MOMENT EVER. + EVER. + EVER. goes to zul. and here's why.
Well, before zul came. The cat pooped at the corridor. Afterwards, when zul did arrived, he was playing with the cat. He kinda like chased the cat and all. And the cat hid between plant pots and was playing with its leave. So zul thought, by getting the bigger the leave, the cat will ike it better. So he looked around, and USING THREE FINGERS, PICKED THE CAT SHIT. ROFLMAO. HE THOUGHT THE CATSHIT WAS A HUGE LEAF.
He said it felt cold for a leaf. and sticky too. and he said it smelt really bad for a leaf too. THATS BECAUSE ITS CATSHIT! LOL! really funny.
Slacked with dhoby tyrants. Really happy to see alot of people. ahha.
nothing much to say. well, yesterday night brainstormed alone about life and its indulgence. hahaha!
Oh and and, public announcement : sorry zaf for not calling! have been super duper busy and rarely got time to use the phone at night. ille get back to you later tonight! (really!)
Fcuk this shit. this life. cancel all that. fcuk you. haha. have a nice day.
im having that rojak feeling again sia =-=
Childhood craze
And I think Im addicted to Pokemon! Memories siak!
Sorry for the late update!
So for today, I will embark on a journey so dangerous that one will not dare to step out or even say its word while trembling in fear as if on the coldest place ever created but with a heart of a thousand fears. Thats right, im going fishing today!
When I come back, ille post about it ok!
Kasman's Freaky Dreams.
Well I have decided that today, I will be talking about all the weird dreams I have been getting for these past few weeks. I tried my best to recall. Awesomaphagus.
The Battle of Chinatown:
Walking to school was a bore as usual. I was with a friend. The patches of grass of what we have stepped on for the past and upcoming years were blooming flowers this time of the year. Winds blew the grass so smoothly. The sound of dried leaves rustled through one's ears while walking past through the green/brown land. Further and further, it seems that only my footsteps could be heard. Everything was just the same old thing when I turned back to take a glimpse at my friend. Mysteriously he had dissappeared. I looked around, I was alone in the middle of a thousand leaveless trees. No sound could be heard except the beat of my heart racing. I looked up at the dead sky. No lifeforms. No birds no nothing. Everything seemed excetionally silent. I closed my eyes. Hoping I was into one of my dreamy states. But once I opened, it seemed I just got out of a bus which had no drivers or anyone. I stepped out of it. Apparently, I was in the middle of a familiar streets. I was standing on a huge path between to lanes of what looked like never-ending shops. A second after that, a gale(strong wind) blew right from the back. I managed to stand my ground and prevent myself from falling. It happened in only a second. It was as if there was a million people who run through me in a flash.
Then out of nowhere, tens and thousands of black-suited ninjas filled the skys. One by one dropping with grace. I was surrounded, in the middle of Chinatown. The whole sky had turned black. The only source of light was coming from the lampost's. Somehow, I did not feel scared. I looked down, grinned. And then my hands felt hot. Taking a look at it, it seemed it was covered in flames. Not thinking twice, I ran towards the whole army and fought mercilessly. It seemed that I had been granted with special powers, lightning speed and inhuman strength. After a minute or so, it seemed that they were to many to fight. It seems they keep coming and coming.
I hit my fist into the ground so hard, it caused the earth's plate to rip apart. I jumped really high up into the air by then, and stayed there. I looked down at what was once known as Chinatown, and the falling masquerade of black ninjas, sinking into the unknown abyss and right into the Earth's core. Once again I grinned and laugh. A few minutes after that, a huge JUMBO JET plane crashed into me and I woke up.
Laugh With Me:
I was at home with my family. Everyone was having dinner. My dad invited his friend along. His friend looked weird. With huge eyes and eyebrows that looked like its connected. He loved to crack jokes and all, except that, that was his problem. He's jokes were not funny at all. Everytime he cracked one, all my family members all pretended to laugh with the term "sarcasm" well hidden. The night went just like any other ordinary. Before leaving, he made this last joke, and everyone laughed except me. Pausing his joined laughter he looked at me straight into the eye and asked. "Why are you not laughing? Don't you get the joke ?" . "Oh, I get the joke alright. Its just stupid and unexceedingly humorous to me." I replied with an expressionless face. He looked at me. It was as if for a second there, he looked like a murderer waiting for the right time to grab his hidden knife and stabbing me. He gave what looked like a depressed smile and winked at me before leaving.
My dad closed the doors and asked me what that was for. Why I had to ruin the eveining wile everything was going so smoothly. "So, you're saying that it's wrong to be honest then?". He looked at me angrily before going to his room and slamming his door. I went to watch television alone while everyone went to sleep.
Hours passed. My eyes were heavy. My brother then came out of the room. He looked kind of different. He was all white and pale. He looked at me and told me a joke. "What, you're making lame jokes now? Dont block my view and move away." He turned his backs on me, and ran towards the tv, headfirst. Sparks all flew over. Blood was coming out from his head. I was still sitting there, eyes awide and shocked by what had just happened. I went to my parents room. Like everything was dark. Nothing could be seen. I shouted for my mum and dad. there were not reply. I stepped into the room, trusting my instincts. While doing this, calling their names. And then, I heard heavy breathing. The lights to my parents room started to flicker. And there my dad was, sitting on his computer chair, faced back. I thought he'd fallen asleep on his computer. I twisted his chair to face me, and almost fainted to see him. His eyes were rolled back upside down and foam at his mouth. His hands were all blueblack. There was blood a trail leading to the toilet, I dared not see what happened to my mum. I ran out to check my sister. Her room was not as dark. Her windows were open and the moon was shining enough light through her room. Right at the corner of the room, there she was under a blanket. Nodding unbearbly, I asked whether she was ok. She replied slowly and calmly yes. I have yet to see her face. I came up to her slowly and pulled the blanket off her slowly, she was looking down. I touched her head and right at that moment she jumped to the ceiling and sticking there. With her mouth full of blood. Lips torn apart and laughing hysterically. I ran out of the house. I didnt even bother wearing slippers. I went inside my neighbours house. And inside everyone's back was facing me and laughing too. I shouted for help. Their heads went around 180 degrees completely. Eyes all rolled back and tongues forking out as if they were choked. I ran outside.
The stairs were all under contruction and the lifts were all spoilt and broken. There was no way out. All my neighbours and family came out of the house, staring at me. With their bloodied bodies and stench of decay, they took small steps towards me. Having no choice, I stood at the ledge of the 6th story. A couple of jewelled tears drop. I smiled at my dead family for the last time and took a step out and commiting suicide. Did you know, it feels longer than you thought to reach the bottom? I dropped face first, jaws broken and ripped apart. I knew I had to be dead, I couldnt open my eyes, legs twisted. And what felt a miracle by god, I managed to open my eyes. I wanted to scream, but like I said, my jaws were broken. Only my mind was working by then.
There beside me, lying flat and arms and legs twisted, was my dad's friend. It seemed there was blood coming out from his ears too. He was smiling, and then he said "Why the long face?"
And then I woke up.
AHAHAHAHAHA. I know all my dreams are super weird ! Next time I'lle tell you other dreams!
Yesterday, woke up, bathed. And went ot watch the movie Dead Silence. Im remaking the theme song for it. So I pretty have to do research all over again. Well, decided to go city hall and slack with friends and did. T-bag and Nazfie came my house first. I went to change and met them at my void deck. Met up with dice and levis soon. Then all of us sat under my block, waiting for Zul aka Ron. This guy I tell you, was super duper late. He had religious class before this and all. Waited for half an hour or so for him. He came with his boots untied and everything. He was in a messed state. Zul zul. haha.
So, proceeded to Bedok where Hellme had been waiting like a dog(That was what he said). Proceeded to Sheng siong. The name of the shop is lame. Sheng Shiong. Its like sound effects that old chinese movies made when their swords clashes each other. *Sheng! Shiong!*. Bought Chiva's, Amsterdams and ciggies and we're off to city hall!
Once reached, Levi's friends came. And so did T-bag aka T-bone's friend. T-bag's friend wanted to buy an elec guitar, so we went to Penin and he asked me to help him choose out. While walking there, saw Tampinesian's aka Tampines Sec Students. And I saw Lefty And Righty aka Julz =) Said hi, and walked off.
Went to Penin and got that guy his guitar and metal zone. He said thanx and he was off. Made Jackass stuffs like "Burger-ing" and carrying each other. For you info, "burger" is an old stunt where one will lie down, following by other jumping/lying on top of him thus forming and looking like a mashed up burger. Elly, Marxie, Sammeh and Nina joined then! Went outside Penin and had a little chat. Marxie wanted me to carry her bag. As in DIE-DIE. Bribed me sweets and all. Unfortunately for her I am The Candy Man! I dont need sweets you took for free at a hotel/doctor/shop ! haha! joking eh marxie! =D Oh and thanx for entertaining me ah Sammeh when there was this short moment where noone was paying attention when i was talking! =D
So, then we went to fullerton while Sammeh, Marxie and Nina went off to Orchard. At this point of time, Hellme was alr drunk. He actually only drank 1 tin can. Bummer. Haha. Found a seat at Fullerton and so the sneaky business began! Oh oh, and bunny (Dice's and Hellme's friends came.) We all got bored so we played Tai-tee or however u spell it. Whoever lost had to take a shot pure/raw. Ron's luck was not at his side then. He lost 5 times throughout and took 5 shots. Well after the game, this was where the fun starts.
Hellme was dancing around, he banged into me, and asked if I had a problem. I stared and told him what the fuck he's problem was. Then chemistry exploded, I wanted to go and punch his face but Ron, dice, and this other guy stopped us. Well, after a while he apologized. Case forgotten. T-bag got really really drunk that he talked to himself for 2 hours straight. It was freaky yet humiliating. Nazfie almost commited suicide by jumping into the Clarke Quay river. So many weird things happened. Elly had a stomachache and vomitted, I took care of her and sent her off.
Well, the rest of the night, is like me, sitting in a retarded mental hospital. One was trying to kill himself, one was staring at the sky talking to himself, one was lying, sleeping and vomitting all over the place, one had a paperbag on his head. Haha, proceeded off at 11.30pm.
Reached simei and slacked for awhile with Dice, Ron and Levis. They were eating Nasi Ayam Penyet. Wow, I miss those.
Reached home by 1.ooam plusplus. Bath and then talked otp with zafdoll then Marxie. Well, im off to Joo Chiat Complex with my mum! bye!
Farewell brother.
Look how we both wore sidezips. Look how into metal you were. That was ur 2nd sidezip. You bought that patch from me. I only sold it to you as you were worthy of it. Look how proudly you walked.
YESTERDAY:
In the morning, went to lepak with dice until 3. He was a lil trippy. Haha. Well, yesterday, Zul and Anwar accompanied me to repair my Xbox 360. It was very sweet of them. Anyways waiting for Zul aka Ron is like waiting for a 2nd Jesus to be born. SO LATE. While waiting for Ron under my block, I made friends with this old man. He was sitting alone. I can barely understand of what he's saying. What do you expect, he's toothless. But he looked handsome for a really old man. I do not know why I just said that. Maybe I have a fetish for old people which had not been yet revealed through my inner visions. Those oh so saggy skin and the murmuring of their pronounciation. Doesnt it just turn you on? =D
After zul came, took the train to meet up with anwar at bedok. Stopped at City hall and went to funan. Went searching for the place AKA dora the explorer. I wanna be the monkey though. Or the bag. Anyways, found it after a mere 15 minutes. Took my number. The whole thing was done in about half an hour or so.
Anys, had jamming session with the new 2nd guitarists of dark ulver, J. It was great, the session i mean. Everyone agreed on letting J in the band. Once again, welcome! Anys, he has a nice guitar :P
and yesterday, Geryon was not there during jamming. Everyone thought he had gone too far. It seems as if he was not interested in the band. Alot of people are even calling him Saiful now whereas last time it was Geryon. He was losing respect through the metal scene. He cannot memorise lyrics as fast enough. He was selling all his metal stuffs. I asked him wheter he wanted to leave the metal scene, he said no. He just say he wants to calm down a lil bit. But that doesnt mean selling your sidezip, your boots and all. You're giving away your uniform! It seems at times you are not even serious about the music. You are not Geryon anymore but Saiful.
Anyways, Dark Ulver would like to thank you once more, for your services. We will always be here for you man. Saiful or Geryon, you'lle always be my brother.
Well. Im off to city hall now.
Go and think about it.
If life was uneditable which it is already is, it would be such a coincidence for a silver line to appear through the crossed jagged skys.
Hello people. Today, I am going to talk crap with you.
I really dont understand why roads must be black. I mean would there be a significant difference if it was green or yellow? If you think about it, if the roads are black, wouldnt it be hard to see during night-time? But then again, I'd think of the pros too. Maybe its painted black as any paint were to overlay it, it would be clear to see, white black etc.
Well, another thing is ; Have you ever wondered that all us humans are actually colour blind and that the sky is orange/brown/green/whatsoever instead of clear blue? Maybe the grass was actually black and not green. And that we're all purple. Think it through.
Now when they say, whats bigger than a whale, there's only one answer to it. WRONG. Its a never ending answer. Same goes to pieXrXr. I mean the answer will go on and on. So like i was saying, whats bigger than a whale. Obviously the answer is "the whales father". But if you think it through, wasnt the whales father father bigger? And wasnt the whales father father father bigger? and wasnt the whales father father father father father bigger ? You see, it goes on and on and on. Another mystery encountered by us homosapiens.
Next thing is, why there is such a term called hot dog/french fries/fish fingers.
Hot dogs arent made from dogs. Not even a single bit. Now, they say they named it after the "long" dog. But he's not hot. Well not to me. Maybe cute, yeah, but hot. Ille pass.
The French Fries. Ahh, the most popular sidemeal. Why do they call it french fries? Well its probably invented by the French. But when you go to Long John Silver/McDonald/Burger King and you ask them for a regular/medium/large Frech Fries, do you realize something? I mean, if i was the cashier, I'd totally crack myself up listening to the customer's ridiculous request. When you go to a cashier and asked for french fries, do you REALLY EXPECT THEM TO CALL FRANCE AND FRY FOR YOU? Come on people! Get a life! The French are too busy to fry for you or your family! Theyre busy managing themselves as a country! So next time, just ask for fries. Not french fries. They dont entertain such nonsensical requests.
Lastly, the fish fingers. I wont even go far in this topic. Despite the fact that fishes doesnt even have fingers.
As you see people. The world revolutes in a political way. The are thousands of lies and mysteries that cutrains our atmosphere. We just don't know it.
I shall end here. Period. Eventually.
Guess whos back. Kasmans back. Below the back my friends, is what we called buttocks.
Ah! Its been a long time since I posted about anything. You see for the past few weeks, my computer ran away from home. But it was not as clever as I think it was. Mr.Printer helped me looked for him and we found him somewhere near Challenger. Strangely, there was another baby computer. Maybe it was their robotic manufactured hardware-to-software god that gave them the ability to do such things. Or maybe again, it was me who was hallucinating and that all of this did not happened.
Well, lets talk about what happened on Aug 05:
We played block catching yet again with the flanders! Well, the only funny thing about that day I remembered was that Ron catched a catcher when he himself is one. Bummer! Oh, and Min's slipper broke. Or tear. Either one, doesnt matter.
Last Thurs:
Im trying my best to recall on what happened. Hmmm. Oh! If I am not wrong, we went to Elly's house! I posted a post for her! Well, her house is a mansionette. Not a mansion. I mean, there werent dragons and all. But it would be cool to have em. I mean dragons. Wow. The astonishing gigantic lizard looking creature who breathes out fire if needed to. If she were to have those, Id salute her. And I would want to ride it! And maybe reproduce with her. So Id have tough and fierce looking sons! And maybe it has wings! Can fly me to kopitiam if I wanted too! But what if they were daughters. O.o. I think noone wants a dragon-girl as a wife. *Pauses Momentarily* Anyways, the walk from Yishun Interchange to Elly's Castle was kind of far. But nevertheless, a free meal was provided at Elly's! Evethough I did not eat. It was nice of her to do that. Well, they had turkey, some fruits and big chicken wings. You know, those type of food one would eat in a castle. Well, that was that. During departure, she ordered a carriage to send us home. Oh, and it was horses that was pulling us. They were flying unicorns!
Last Fri:
Woke up with a slight headache. Must be the unicorns unliscenced flying. Well, me and t-bag decided to go fishing at Bedok Jetty. Yes that is where the Loch Ness Monster lives. Elly tagged along. 3 of us went to Bedok to acquire ourselves some ciggies. Then Elly's friend, Juju, Michelle and Fitri came. They too wanna get ciggies, so we got em for them. They picked green. They believed in nature. They are also known as hippies. I however chose red. The power of fire. Unleashing destruction at will. Woohoo! Fye came late. Well he was from school. Hogwarts guys. He must take a long train ride. We must be understanding. Anys, once he had arrived, we proceeded to Bedok Jetty. *Took the magic school bus* We reached the place 15 minutes later. T-bag set his mighty impalous rod. With the strength of a thousand man and the heart of lion, he was prepared to catch the foul beast and bring its head to prove victory. And so we waited. and waited. and waited. While waiting, we played the guitar. Folk and classic songs were played. Classic and bard tales were also told in the most modern way possible. After a what seems like a good half an hour, T-bags rod moved. Could it be? Wiping his palms onto his pants due to nervousness, he got ready. He reeled in the rod like a hungry pig that has not eaten for decades. What seem like an electrifying performance soon turned into utters of dissappointment. Yes, T-bag caught a plastic bag. Not just any plastic bag. It was a plastic bag that looked like boxers. -_- Well, unfortunately, this happened twice. And because of that, we packed up and decided to slack and drink at beach nearby. Got us 2 big barons. Drank up. That oh so feeling. Haha. Figure!
Thonned with Fye and T-bag. Played the torturing card game. Losers gets punched at his fists. Played for almost 2 hours. T-bag lost. He was shivering and giving ridicolous excuses that his blood vessels burst and so on. We smoked and use Coke Lime as a bong. Felt really weird and a little high due to the weird weird taste. Haha.
Home by 5.30am.
Last Sat:
Woke up. Bath and changed and met Chicks and Faiz under Dice's block. I was semi-dressed. Dice came down soon followed by Ron who was a little late. Ron brought the 20 eyelet boots for Dice. Went took the MRT together. Dice, Chicks and Ron stopped at Bedok. Dice and Chicks to get some booze. Ron went to take boots from Anwar's place. Faiz accompanied me to Bugis to meet up with Elly. Elly then bought me a Slayer shirt. Haha! Super thanks elly =) Met up with the rest again excluding Ron, on Bugis. Proceeded to Golden Landmark as we were meeting some other people. Fred, Zip and Syafiq then came. Chilled and took photos. Walked around the area and got bored. T-bag and Nazfie came, followed by Ron and Hellme.
Bored and then moved on to Dhoby baby! The ribbon cutter for the new Punx and Metal crew, Dhoby Tyrants! Drank and cheered! Chivas Regal baby! Haha! We all tried the blazing tequila too! Weird but awesome feeling! The place is very convenient too! 7-11 is nearby! And so is the toilet! And so is the fish shop if you wanna buy fish! We even made a video of us partying haha! Shall post the url soon!
Me and elly then left them for a while as we wanted to pick Marxie and the others up! Walked all the way to Singapura Plaza. There, met up with Marxie, Fye, Ben, Kas, Nina and Alesha! We all meet with the others on the mrt station. Everyone took the MRT ride home together! Kecoh-able much!
Ron, Chicks and Hellme went home. The others went to Tampines. And I will never forget Haji Mohd Noor! The old man who we people saved! Anyways, we were walking somewhere around Tampines MRT station where suddenly this old man collapsed face first onto the ground! Yeouwch!!
We picked him up, and his mouth was bleeding. Turns out he blacked out as he had not enough rest. Oddly enough, he thought that he was at Hougang! Lol! Well, we called up his son to pick him up. Took a photo with him and he said that we could visit him during Hari Raya. Now he owes me back! haha!
Levis got a cat and brought it home. It was cute. Haha.
Thonned at Dice's place with dice and levis(obviously, haha), t-bag and myself. Zul and ali and stayed for 3-4hours?
RETARDEST MOMENT EVER. + EVER. + EVER. goes to zul. and here's why.
Well, before zul came. The cat pooped at the corridor. Afterwards, when zul did arrived, he was playing with the cat. He kinda like chased the cat and all. And the cat hid between plant pots and was playing with its leave. So zul thought, by getting the bigger the leave, the cat will ike it better. So he looked around, and USING THREE FINGERS, PICKED THE CAT SHIT. ROFLMAO. HE THOUGHT THE CATSHIT WAS A HUGE LEAF.
He said it felt cold for a leaf. and sticky too. and he said it smelt really bad for a leaf too. THATS BECAUSE ITS CATSHIT! LOL! really funny.
Slacked with dhoby tyrants. Really happy to see alot of people. ahha.
nothing much to say. well, yesterday night brainstormed alone about life and its indulgence. hahaha!
Oh and and, public announcement : sorry zaf for not calling! have been super duper busy and rarely got time to use the phone at night. ille get back to you later tonight! (really!)
Fcuk this shit. this life. cancel all that. fcuk you. haha. have a nice day.
im having that rojak feeling again sia =-=
Childhood craze
And I think Im addicted to Pokemon! Memories siak!
Sorry for the late update!
So for today, I will embark on a journey so dangerous that one will not dare to step out or even say its word while trembling in fear as if on the coldest place ever created but with a heart of a thousand fears. Thats right, im going fishing today!
When I come back, ille post about it ok!
Kasman's Freaky Dreams.
Well I have decided that today, I will be talking about all the weird dreams I have been getting for these past few weeks. I tried my best to recall. Awesomaphagus.
The Battle of Chinatown:
Walking to school was a bore as usual. I was with a friend. The patches of grass of what we have stepped on for the past and upcoming years were blooming flowers this time of the year. Winds blew the grass so smoothly. The sound of dried leaves rustled through one's ears while walking past through the green/brown land. Further and further, it seems that only my footsteps could be heard. Everything was just the same old thing when I turned back to take a glimpse at my friend. Mysteriously he had dissappeared. I looked around, I was alone in the middle of a thousand leaveless trees. No sound could be heard except the beat of my heart racing. I looked up at the dead sky. No lifeforms. No birds no nothing. Everything seemed excetionally silent. I closed my eyes. Hoping I was into one of my dreamy states. But once I opened, it seemed I just got out of a bus which had no drivers or anyone. I stepped out of it. Apparently, I was in the middle of a familiar streets. I was standing on a huge path between to lanes of what looked like never-ending shops. A second after that, a gale(strong wind) blew right from the back. I managed to stand my ground and prevent myself from falling. It happened in only a second. It was as if there was a million people who run through me in a flash.
Then out of nowhere, tens and thousands of black-suited ninjas filled the skys. One by one dropping with grace. I was surrounded, in the middle of Chinatown. The whole sky had turned black. The only source of light was coming from the lampost's. Somehow, I did not feel scared. I looked down, grinned. And then my hands felt hot. Taking a look at it, it seemed it was covered in flames. Not thinking twice, I ran towards the whole army and fought mercilessly. It seemed that I had been granted with special powers, lightning speed and inhuman strength. After a minute or so, it seemed that they were to many to fight. It seems they keep coming and coming.
I hit my fist into the ground so hard, it caused the earth's plate to rip apart. I jumped really high up into the air by then, and stayed there. I looked down at what was once known as Chinatown, and the falling masquerade of black ninjas, sinking into the unknown abyss and right into the Earth's core. Once again I grinned and laugh. A few minutes after that, a huge JUMBO JET plane crashed into me and I woke up.
Laugh With Me:
I was at home with my family. Everyone was having dinner. My dad invited his friend along. His friend looked weird. With huge eyes and eyebrows that looked like its connected. He loved to crack jokes and all, except that, that was his problem. He's jokes were not funny at all. Everytime he cracked one, all my family members all pretended to laugh with the term "sarcasm" well hidden. The night went just like any other ordinary. Before leaving, he made this last joke, and everyone laughed except me. Pausing his joined laughter he looked at me straight into the eye and asked. "Why are you not laughing? Don't you get the joke ?" . "Oh, I get the joke alright. Its just stupid and unexceedingly humorous to me." I replied with an expressionless face. He looked at me. It was as if for a second there, he looked like a murderer waiting for the right time to grab his hidden knife and stabbing me. He gave what looked like a depressed smile and winked at me before leaving.
My dad closed the doors and asked me what that was for. Why I had to ruin the eveining wile everything was going so smoothly. "So, you're saying that it's wrong to be honest then?". He looked at me angrily before going to his room and slamming his door. I went to watch television alone while everyone went to sleep.
Hours passed. My eyes were heavy. My brother then came out of the room. He looked kind of different. He was all white and pale. He looked at me and told me a joke. "What, you're making lame jokes now? Dont block my view and move away." He turned his backs on me, and ran towards the tv, headfirst. Sparks all flew over. Blood was coming out from his head. I was still sitting there, eyes awide and shocked by what had just happened. I went to my parents room. Like everything was dark. Nothing could be seen. I shouted for my mum and dad. there were not reply. I stepped into the room, trusting my instincts. While doing this, calling their names. And then, I heard heavy breathing. The lights to my parents room started to flicker. And there my dad was, sitting on his computer chair, faced back. I thought he'd fallen asleep on his computer. I twisted his chair to face me, and almost fainted to see him. His eyes were rolled back upside down and foam at his mouth. His hands were all blueblack. There was blood a trail leading to the toilet, I dared not see what happened to my mum. I ran out to check my sister. Her room was not as dark. Her windows were open and the moon was shining enough light through her room. Right at the corner of the room, there she was under a blanket. Nodding unbearbly, I asked whether she was ok. She replied slowly and calmly yes. I have yet to see her face. I came up to her slowly and pulled the blanket off her slowly, she was looking down. I touched her head and right at that moment she jumped to the ceiling and sticking there. With her mouth full of blood. Lips torn apart and laughing hysterically. I ran out of the house. I didnt even bother wearing slippers. I went inside my neighbours house. And inside everyone's back was facing me and laughing too. I shouted for help. Their heads went around 180 degrees completely. Eyes all rolled back and tongues forking out as if they were choked. I ran outside.
The stairs were all under contruction and the lifts were all spoilt and broken. There was no way out. All my neighbours and family came out of the house, staring at me. With their bloodied bodies and stench of decay, they took small steps towards me. Having no choice, I stood at the ledge of the 6th story. A couple of jewelled tears drop. I smiled at my dead family for the last time and took a step out and commiting suicide. Did you know, it feels longer than you thought to reach the bottom? I dropped face first, jaws broken and ripped apart. I knew I had to be dead, I couldnt open my eyes, legs twisted. And what felt a miracle by god, I managed to open my eyes. I wanted to scream, but like I said, my jaws were broken. Only my mind was working by then.
There beside me, lying flat and arms and legs twisted, was my dad's friend. It seemed there was blood coming out from his ears too. He was smiling, and then he said "Why the long face?"
And then I woke up.
AHAHAHAHAHA. I know all my dreams are super weird ! Next time I'lle tell you other dreams!
Yesterday, woke up, bathed. And went ot watch the movie Dead Silence. Im remaking the theme song for it. So I pretty have to do research all over again. Well, decided to go city hall and slack with friends and did. T-bag and Nazfie came my house first. I went to change and met them at my void deck. Met up with dice and levis soon. Then all of us sat under my block, waiting for Zul aka Ron. This guy I tell you, was super duper late. He had religious class before this and all. Waited for half an hour or so for him. He came with his boots untied and everything. He was in a messed state. Zul zul. haha.
So, proceeded to Bedok where Hellme had been waiting like a dog(That was what he said). Proceeded to Sheng siong. The name of the shop is lame. Sheng Shiong. Its like sound effects that old chinese movies made when their swords clashes each other. *Sheng! Shiong!*. Bought Chiva's, Amsterdams and ciggies and we're off to city hall!
Once reached, Levi's friends came. And so did T-bag aka T-bone's friend. T-bag's friend wanted to buy an elec guitar, so we went to Penin and he asked me to help him choose out. While walking there, saw Tampinesian's aka Tampines Sec Students. And I saw Lefty And Righty aka Julz =) Said hi, and walked off.
Went to Penin and got that guy his guitar and metal zone. He said thanx and he was off. Made Jackass stuffs like "Burger-ing" and carrying each other. For you info, "burger" is an old stunt where one will lie down, following by other jumping/lying on top of him thus forming and looking like a mashed up burger. Elly, Marxie, Sammeh and Nina joined then! Went outside Penin and had a little chat. Marxie wanted me to carry her bag. As in DIE-DIE. Bribed me sweets and all. Unfortunately for her I am The Candy Man! I dont need sweets you took for free at a hotel/doctor/shop ! haha! joking eh marxie! =D Oh and thanx for entertaining me ah Sammeh when there was this short moment where noone was paying attention when i was talking! =D
So, then we went to fullerton while Sammeh, Marxie and Nina went off to Orchard. At this point of time, Hellme was alr drunk. He actually only drank 1 tin can. Bummer. Haha. Found a seat at Fullerton and so the sneaky business began! Oh oh, and bunny (Dice's and Hellme's friends came.) We all got bored so we played Tai-tee or however u spell it. Whoever lost had to take a shot pure/raw. Ron's luck was not at his side then. He lost 5 times throughout and took 5 shots. Well after the game, this was where the fun starts.
Hellme was dancing around, he banged into me, and asked if I had a problem. I stared and told him what the fuck he's problem was. Then chemistry exploded, I wanted to go and punch his face but Ron, dice, and this other guy stopped us. Well, after a while he apologized. Case forgotten. T-bag got really really drunk that he talked to himself for 2 hours straight. It was freaky yet humiliating. Nazfie almost commited suicide by jumping into the Clarke Quay river. So many weird things happened. Elly had a stomachache and vomitted, I took care of her and sent her off.
Well, the rest of the night, is like me, sitting in a retarded mental hospital. One was trying to kill himself, one was staring at the sky talking to himself, one was lying, sleeping and vomitting all over the place, one had a paperbag on his head. Haha, proceeded off at 11.30pm.
Reached simei and slacked for awhile with Dice, Ron and Levis. They were eating Nasi Ayam Penyet. Wow, I miss those.
Reached home by 1.ooam plusplus. Bath and then talked otp with zafdoll then Marxie. Well, im off to Joo Chiat Complex with my mum! bye!
Farewell brother.
Look how we both wore sidezips. Look how into metal you were. That was ur 2nd sidezip. You bought that patch from me. I only sold it to you as you were worthy of it. Look how proudly you walked.
YESTERDAY:
In the morning, went to lepak with dice until 3. He was a lil trippy. Haha. Well, yesterday, Zul and Anwar accompanied me to repair my Xbox 360. It was very sweet of them. Anyways waiting for Zul aka Ron is like waiting for a 2nd Jesus to be born. SO LATE. While waiting for Ron under my block, I made friends with this old man. He was sitting alone. I can barely understand of what he's saying. What do you expect, he's toothless. But he looked handsome for a really old man. I do not know why I just said that. Maybe I have a fetish for old people which had not been yet revealed through my inner visions. Those oh so saggy skin and the murmuring of their pronounciation. Doesnt it just turn you on? =D
After zul came, took the train to meet up with anwar at bedok. Stopped at City hall and went to funan. Went searching for the place AKA dora the explorer. I wanna be the monkey though. Or the bag. Anyways, found it after a mere 15 minutes. Took my number. The whole thing was done in about half an hour or so.
Anys, had jamming session with the new 2nd guitarists of dark ulver, J. It was great, the session i mean. Everyone agreed on letting J in the band. Once again, welcome! Anys, he has a nice guitar :P
and yesterday, Geryon was not there during jamming. Everyone thought he had gone too far. It seems as if he was not interested in the band. Alot of people are even calling him Saiful now whereas last time it was Geryon. He was losing respect through the metal scene. He cannot memorise lyrics as fast enough. He was selling all his metal stuffs. I asked him wheter he wanted to leave the metal scene, he said no. He just say he wants to calm down a lil bit. But that doesnt mean selling your sidezip, your boots and all. You're giving away your uniform! It seems at times you are not even serious about the music. You are not Geryon anymore but Saiful.
Anyways, Dark Ulver would like to thank you once more, for your services. We will always be here for you man. Saiful or Geryon, you'lle always be my brother.
Well. Im off to city hall now.
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